Good Freinds And Stupid Moments

So Aya and I were at the mall and I'm at a table waiting for her to finish up and meet me there. She comes and askes 'Why are you at the dirty table when the one next to it is clean?' and my response.

'I don't like to sit near strangers. I have a radius.' At this point we burst into laughter because we both knew I meant 'circumference'

If you have a funny/interesting moment you wanna share post it.

I was in the car with my dearest friend Kat, and we pulled up at a place to get sushi. Well, when her mom stopped the car i looked around the lot for a punch bug, when i saw one, i reached over and poked then grabbed what i thought was Kats shoulder, but it squished too much, when i turned my head i saw i grabbed something on her chest, immediantly i yanked my hand away and said, "I KNEW this wasnt your shoulder!" laughing i said "Shoulders dont give that much!" and since then, thats been a joke we've said all too often xD

I'm surprised I'm not traumatized. Heh for some reason it didn't bother me it just happend and I looked dow nand was like....[enter mental self conversation] 'what is she trying to.....um.....what?'

haha i can't remeber any funny stories.

momo do the 'my wall' one :]

uummm........i only remember bits and pieces of that oneDX

the lunchline....going to get food....seeing people lean against the wall...now put it together and make the story!

uummm.......well me and Kat were standing in the lunchline at our school and we were watching all the kids waiting in and how they kept leaning against the wall...and....uummm we started jokeing about how they looked and one of us went and leaned against the wall and did a pose saying"my wall"...i think thats how it went?

Yeah ^ ^ it's funnier if you hear the tone of voice though.

Ok I think I got a good one.
Me and my best friend Ecks were at the Walmart, killin time and being bored. Now either of us alone can be a real handful when we're bored. But together....we were downright terrors lol. So anyways, we were walking around the Walmart when we come across some scooters. the kinds that Walmart loans to people in wheelchairs or people who have trouble walking. Yeah, those kind. Then it hits us. The perfect idea. The next thing you know we're both zooming through the isles of Walmart, racing back from one end of the store to the other trying to see who would get caught first. Needless to say...it was him lol. The store manager kicked us out, gave us a warning and told us not to come back. I think we must have laughed for at least 4 or 5 hours straight afterwards. Good times lmao

Oh hahaha! I made a video with Momo! We were in my backyard and stuff, and i made her run to my fence and yelled, DO A CARTWHEEL ... she didnt. But once she ran back to me, i gave her my camera and she told me to run to the fence, i did. Well on my way back i was like "wow its hot.." and so i went over to the vents on our airconditioner thingys, it was blwoing my shirt up and Momo had NO idea how to hold the camera so you could see my shirt make me look like i was preggers, then she kept on filming and i remembered something... i wasnt wearing a bra. . . . O.O and i screamed that out loud and Momo laughed, cause it was on camera. Then we peeked over my fence and saw Travis (my neighbor) who was mowing the lawn, i jumped like an idiot and then took the camera, got a shot of him. . . "eating a cheeze cracker.." before murdering a poor inflatable whale :p nothing really funny, just random? xD

oh yeah!! that was fun but wasn't that after you thourghly rinsed me off with the hose?...

yes, after i shoved the hose down *laughs* and washed you everywhere, like stuff xD

haha when you said thourghly you meant thourghly^^

This happened to my younger brother. One time he and my dad were out in the yard welding something and he was wearing long pants. Bad idea because a spark landed on his leg and caught on fire. Funny thing was he didn't even notice his leg was even on fire until he smelled his leg hair burning. After that he had a small bald spot on his leg for a little while. It was so funny !

Hahaha! must have been unpleasent, burning hair or flesh smells AWEFULL!! xD thats okay though, hope he's okay :3

Yeah he's just fine trust me^^

mkay thats good, i went on a running trip with an old old friend, slipped in the river and hit my head so hard, when i looked around, i SWORE the rocks were laughin o.o

O.O Really?

Yes o.o

:O I have one!
So... I rarely go out places, and this is part of the reason why. My friend Elana and I went to a mall one time to go buy stuff at Barnes and Noble.. I went my own way to go look at some mangas while she got what she needed, but when I tried to go back to her I coudln't find her. I ended up freaking out and looking all over the store. I figured she left so I went around the mall looking for her but I still couldn't find her. I was almost tempted to go to the security to get help. About an hour later though I decide to walk back to Barnes and noble and then I end up finding her. x_x
She was there the whole time apparently. She told me she was about to call the security and say "I HAVE LOST MY BRANDY." and get them to find me through intercom. I guess that really isn't that funny D;... More of sad. ;-;. I'm the WORST person to take out to places. Stranger danger.
Whats even worse is shes younger than me....

Nuh uh I got lost at K-Mart one time with my mom. What you gotta do is when you get lost yell "MARCO!!!" and while you look like an idoit it really works. My mom agreed to yell "POLLO!!!" everytime now. :] Now the Kitty doesnt have to jump in a bow an mew for help. Epic win.

Hahaha^^ unless a stranger decides to yell "POLO"

o__o then i yell "RAPE!!!" and run the hell away

xD hahaha! *hugs tight* ^^ i loves you